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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SSSoupy, Jul 25, 2019.

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Can I speak latin?

  1. Stultus es,

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  1. SSSoupy

    SSSoupy Member

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    is what my (now ex) wife said when she got back from divorce court.

    speaking of, colleges/universities are weird. just today I got an email from one asking if I would like their special book about applying for colleges. I said no, I would rather be shot through the foot and die via loose artery than get her stupid book. She sent the book anyway. Thanks for listening to me "Lindsey". I have not thought about where I am going to go to college as I am going into eleventh grade (yay me). Personally, I think I'm going to drop out one year before getting my diploma and live my life as a caveman wandering the streets of Asia telling British kids why they shouldn't even bother to apply.

    I won't talk to Australians though, as I refuse to acknowledge their existence and shall from this point on be referred to as "Upsidedowners" this is of course in reference to the alternate reality in the Stranger Things TV show aptly named Australia. I've noticed over my period of time loitering around Havoc that there are a few staff members who are from the Upside Down. I won't name any names (Max, Chlnge, General, Valp, hmoe, Jbentley, IgnitingIce, among others, EXCEPT GEMMA, she/he?/it aint no upsidedowner) but rest assured that they are out there. But why do I think these staff members should be demoted and subsequently assassinated? Simple. THEY. DON'T. EXIST. But you may be saying "Ummmm SSSoupy, I've talked with them, they've talked with me, I'm pretty sure they exist" 1st off, no you never did speak with them. You instead spoke with an AI that is programmed to think exactly like how Max, Chlnge, General, or any other upsiderdowner would think. To make their computations easier, they've localized each program, known as a "personality" within fleshy machines which consume biodegradable items such as metal, aluminum, and raw chicken. Secondly, they wouldn't actually speak to you because no one speaks to you :/

    However, there is a way to defeat them. Just follow this short 783 step process.
    Step One (1) carve a pentagram into the floor using a shovel, spade, hatchet, or wrist bone of your choice.
    Step 2 (Two) Fill said pentagram with blood, (you can use comma blood, and blood blood, however, period blood does not work)
    Step (Three 3) Acquire exactly 15.64 friends (Most people say this is the hardest step, because you'll never make 1 friends, let alone 15.64)
    Step 4 (4) Chant Q̶͇̯̏u̵̧̘̼̰̣͊͆̀̄̀a̸͎͚͚̽̾̿̓̚ë̴̢̱͉̣́̾̅̾s̵̡͖̝̈õ̵̩͓̘̙̂ ̷̹̋͊a̸̰̜͍̾u̷͔̩̣̔͝t̶̘̂̒̈̌ẻ̸̟̉m̸̗̱̥͇̾͆ ̷̰̦͚̃̇a̵̪̲̩̪̞̅̓̊̿͠n̷̬͝i̴͙͗̊̕ ̷̟̍̓̓̈s̵̬̉̑̚͜e̷̦͗́͐͛͜x̴̳̑̋͛̏͂u̸̲͗s̷̰̠̒̂ ̶̲̮̤͛̋͆̇̕ë̸̙̲̦̟́̅͝ŝ̵͙̰͊̔ẗ̶̫́̓̎̎ ̶̘͉̰̫̊͘͝ͅm̶̡̧͓̣͆͘e̸̩̰̬̐͑č̸̢̣̫̼̦̔̽̚u̸̡͔̟̔̚m̴̤͓̘̺̊͆̈
    Step Fi(5)e repeat 779 more times.
    And there you have it! I hope you enjoyed this ą̴̱̦̏̓̇͜͠n̵͍͋̊ĩ̶̳͊̀̕ ̵̘̙̣̤͒̈̄s̴̳̞̱͒̈͑̚ȩ̶̹̊̾͋͘ẍ̴͎̠͌͑̔u̸̜̐̆͑̚͠s̴̞̠̓̆ letsplay. Like and Subscribe for more!
     
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  2. Chlnge

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    literally the best thing to come from forums in years
     
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  3. DDENGAR

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    Wait wat?
     
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  4. maximillian12

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    Apparently I'm an upsidedowner now
     
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  5. GamerLizzy

    GamerLizzy Apprentice

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    what the heck did I just read
     
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  6. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

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    tu caudex est.
     
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  7. FalseHorseFranz

    FalseHorseFranz Member

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    Art, my gladius will stand strong for Roma. Et Romam movébitur in ætérnum! Vivat imperium!
     
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  8. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

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    what's with the slashes? Shouldn't the macrons be flat lines? lol (#LatinScholar)
     
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  9. FalseHorseFranz

    FalseHorseFranz Member

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    What slashes?
     
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  10. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

    Cat_Squirrel_Inc Member

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    On your 'e's

    They should technically be flat macrons
     
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  11. FalseHorseFranz

    FalseHorseFranz Member

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    Ah yeah. I see what you mean now.
     
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  12. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

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    Tu caudex est.
     
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  13. FalseHorseFranz

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    Ita quidem.
     
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  14. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

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    Aight
     
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  15. FalseHorseFranz

    FalseHorseFranz Member

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    Ight
     
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  16. ThunderDragon3

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    Ght
     
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  17. FalseHorseFranz

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    ht
     
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  18. ThunderDragon3

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    T
     
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  19. Cat_Squirrel_Inc

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    Caecilius est in horto. Caecilius magnum bonum est.
     
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  20. FalseHorseFranz

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    *ahem* Deus Vult.
     
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